F.Y.I.

*the previous entry was in no way a madness expression. I was just voicing out concern to stupid girls and stupid guys. I'm not angry, silly rabbits.

Funnies for the Day

New vocab word created after viewing corn-on-the-cob frenching:

Cobbed - (verb, past tense) to engage in dual person corn-on-the-cob mouthing -- like two people eating a twizzler from both ends, or two dogs eating a piece of spaghetti from both ends a la some disney movie... only it's brought together by a corn on the cob.

How COBBED can be used. "I've been corn-on-the-cobbed by *name*. I can die happy."

If you didn't find that funny, I'm sure TIN did. HAHAHAAHA.

What kinda of cheese isn't your cheese?
Naaaaachoooooo cheese.

I'm reorganizing my on-the-go vitamin box now so this is it till someone gets COBBED again. Har har har.

WHY IT PAYS TO BE FRIENDS WITH MELL AND HER MOM....

So I dragged back from Taiwan a bottle of MAXIM instant coffee (some french brand) cuz I loved it in Taiwan...but low and behold.. I find out that Mell's mom loves this brand too and she didn't have any access to it.

Well Abracadabra - I decide to give her the bottle today after work in Palos Verdes. I previously arranged to drop off the coffee to Mell's mom after work andI had only intended on staying 20 minutes to beat traffic @ 3pm... but then she started bringing out the tea and rolls which she got from costco..which were just delightful with "ro-sung", we got to chatting, and 2 hours flew by. Anyways, these two hours were well spent learning about MELL's childhood, MELL's high school hood, all of her young love's, her bf's, the relationships her friends have with her mom but most importantly BOYS.

The following are some lesson learned today:
*Any guy can buy you flowers, order flowers, pay for your meal, go online and dot.com some flowers, tell his secretary to order flowers every V-day for his wife, get a divorce, and forget to tell his secretary to stop sending flowers to his ex-wife after a divorce --leading her to think that her ex-husband still cares. Point being.... at the end, it's the little things that count, his lil ways of trying to get to know one of your interests when he has no previous knowledge about it. That kinda ooey-gooey crap that actually counts. We want to know... YOU'RE DAMN WELL LISTENING and paying attention.

*Some say it's not possible to be capable and humble... but I say, yes it is. YES IT IS. If someone is capable in whatever x, y, z, they best well know that it's a blessing to be graced with that ability and take pride it using it to help so cause. Not being some hotshot wise arse who think he's god's gift to earth. Like if a person is rich.. who cares if he's rich! It's not about how much $$$ you've accumulated, it's what you do with it. Money is just paper, a form of exchange. Get over it.

*Girl's need to date older guys because guys their age aren't mature enough in the head. If you don't know how to take care of girl, you're really not ready to date seriously. So go home. Study. And when you've woken up and smelled the coffee, you can come out to play.

*Don't penalize a girl if she wants to be worldly, well-rounded, smart, interesting... let her pursue her goals instead of holding her back, jack arse. Some one has to have goals and go after them. If it ain't you, why not her? If you only wanted to do they same, we'd support you 100% anyways.

Well, that's today's food for thought. Bon appetit!

Us at a Gala Dinner in Thailand.. in the city, finally. Mama Chen is hot hot hot! heheheh! 

Here's the fam at a lil restaurant down the river. We ate tons of shrimp out of the river. It was delish, DESPITE the fact that when i looked down to the river at the back of the restaurant, there was a jumbo car tire in the river.... yes, the same river the shrimp came out of. MMMmm. 

These some of my Gramp's siblings. He hasn't seen some of them in MANY MANY years. The recently renovated this rundown treehouse, and now it has hardwood floors and A/C. This is a MANSION compared to the other treehouses along this river. 

Our cousin Nicky. 

The Treehouse.  

Here's our Aunt riding shotgun on the canoe with her daughter, Nicky. This canoe leaked so much my Great-Uncle used a trimmed down water bottle to scoop the water out of the canoe. Welcome to the countryside! 

As we approach the Dock, one of our great-aunt's comes out to dock-us in. 

Going to Gramp's childhood home on the outskirts of Bangkok, we had to ride a leaky canoe across a river to get to his childhood treehouse home. Kat's in the canoe. Everyone is a relative except the lady in the back. 

We love Grams! 

Take 2.. Grams finally get's her French Fries up and running! 

Saying farewell at the Taipei Airport, we got Gram's to play the McDonald's Game too.. only on take 1.. she decided to cheat and not play! Bad grams! 

Our cousin Blackie - modeling a Gucci sweater Gucci lent him for a public appearance. 

Guess who. Yes you are right! Kat and Danny the Boba-holics! 5 Mugs! Man they were on the toilet the entire nite! jk. 

Slightly intoxicated.. we present to your our McDonald Drinking Game Moves.. L-R... Filet o Fish, French Fries, Hamburger, Chicken Nuggets. Don't ask. Actually.. do.. it's a very funny story. 

Now some fun pics! - Danny and Kat @ Lava  

Can't have Grams without Gramps! Here's our lovely Gramps in his cozy couch with 2 of his granddaughters! (He has a pink Betty Boop heater in the bottom left corner..hehehe) 

After the wedding, Grams and me in the cab. I told her to smile.. she decided to do a kara-te chop!!! 

The 1st dish of the night, LOBSTER, was preceeded by a firework entrance by the entire waitstaff.