AFTERNOON SOAP OPERA TALK SHOWS: The Showcase of the Gutter of our Society

So before catching the tram today to school, I decided to watch some tv. I flip it on, and see that The Maury Povich(sp?) Show is on. I'll have you know, this show used to have quality topics, but has turned into a Jenny Jones. I read the bottom left corner: (topic) Are you the father of my child: Paternity Suits. There's this big black mother onstage, and this big black guy on stage. Maury busts open the Paternity Test, and *drumrolll* he isn't the father of her 8-month old child. She stalks weeping, and walks backstage, and Maury asks, "Do you want us to help find the father of your child?" She agrees. While she agrees, she says, "oh my sister is goin to be upset!" Maury asks why.. cuz this girl slept with her sister's fiance too, so he could possibly be the father.

So in a future episode maury brings her back, and the sister's fiance... turns out, he's not the father either. And the woman is like, "i knew it. i knew it couldnt be him"...and then maury tells her "Will" is the father. And then, she BEGINS SOBBING AGAIN...and is like, "Noooo, nooooo. God no. He's not father material." She continues weeping and repeating.

Okay, my take on this: the woman needs to stop sleepin aronud and start CLOSING HER LEGS. Shame on her for even sleeping with someone of such low caliber. Is it the sex that she wants so bad? What is wrong with these people!?!?! She's had sex with so many guys she can't even figure out who the father of her child is! And to add to that, she sleeps with her sister's fiance?!?! And shame on the sister's fiance for sleeping with his fiance's sister!!! What is wrong with people today?!?! AND THEY HAVE TO AIR OUR THEIR DIRTY LAUNDRY on NATIONAL TV!!! Do they understand how HORRIBLE they look. What kind of reputation and impression they leave on viewers!?!?! Anyways, that's my absurd story for the day. I hope you enjoyed. And shame on me, too, for watching this crap!!! =)