THE LOVEBUG: v2003

Los Angeles, CA - Around the USC Campus recently, the love bug has hit, and it is a force to be reckoned with. Recent love bug activity around the SC area has been registered and certain unnamed individuals have become victims of this euphoric medical condition. Bug bites would usually register as BAD NEWS, but the onset of LOVE BUG: v2003 has heightened the emotional levels and has improved the HAPPY levels of many. TBD: If this bug ever hits me. Check back with me in 10 years. Maybe this bug bite will surface with yours truly by then. Fingers crossed.