A Few Things Learned This Weekend....
and a few additions into my expansive expressions and quips...
and footnotes for my life. =)
"Put your passion into action."
"No crapping out."
Dairy is only for the strong. gastrically. *wink*
Good shoulders. Good arms. Makes us weak. Makes us putty at your fingertips.
Hence forth, you must go through Stage A before entering Stage B or Stage C. Once you skip a stage, THERE IS NO GOING BACK. You are ruined. Respect the stages, or be screwed. We have learned, unfortunately. *skess and jess's conclusion*
If I'm attracted to a stranger, chances are they are tall. They are white.
If you are shorter and I'm attracted to you, then that means we'd have to be friends already. Does that make sense?! hahah.
AND A COUPLE QUESTIONS??
Should short girls save the tall boys for the tall girls?
What is the guy/girl pay ratio when participating in the dating ritual? 75/25. Done! And anyways, what guys provide monetarily and what girls provide non-monetarily, all evens out. If these two participants are sane creatures.
Why is there no Desperate Housewives tonight?! Damn, AMA's.
Sunday, November 14, 2004
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If a girl asked me to buy her a drink, I would respond with, "No thanks. I don't pay for sex." Who do you think you are to deserve a drink from me or any other person in this world? What is a girl offering during the dating ritual that makes me want to invest my money? If she is looking for a relationship, it should be just as important to her to invest her time and money. Make your own half of the investment. If you don't want to invest now, fine. Find some other place to look for gold.
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