PMS sweettttttooooth!

PMS is a monthly lifestyle that womankind are familiar with in any culture. The cramps. The aches. The moodiness. The bloating. All symptoms boys will never know or understand. But the most important symptom is "SWEETOOTH" during this monthly lifestyle spurt ...... the craving for SWEEEEEEEEEETS... chocolate! Ice cream! Cake! Or for me ... Cheesecake Factory's Vanilla Bean Cheesecake and Cinnabon! This months PMS has been elevated due to the change in environmental factors. Big sis has moved back in so take PMS x 2... and you get... *taaadaaa!* sweets craving hormones raging thru the roof...raising the roof.

Below are the delightful medications that help ease PMS for womankind... if you're a guy... please stock the kitchen/fridge up with these helpful meds that will make your life easier.

1. Chocolate - fyi.. since easter just passed, there might be a ton still 50% off. Load your basket up!!!!
2. Jell-o Pudding Pops - sweet, rich, creamy indulgence on a stick. RALPH'S CLUB this week... 3/$6!!!!
3. Fudgesicles - a healthier alternative for the girl that's watching her waist. Coming in at a whopping 45 cal per 'sicle.. you can have 2 and not feel guilty about ploppin' onto bed for 10 hours of sleep right after! Again, RALPH'S CLUB this week... 3/$6!!!! Ditch the basket, you'll need to UPGRADE to the CART now!!! Muahah!
4. Cheesecake Factory Cheesecakes - the creamy the better. Pick something without hidden chunks.
5. Cupcakes, fruit tarts, Krispy Kremes. etc. - all this is fair game. Don't hold back.

With all of these in your cart, I'm sorry to apologize, but you won't be able to go thru the Express 10 or less Items line. But hey, at least you can RALPH'S CLUB it and keep yourself happy or your lady!

*Be ware of side effects: Quenching a woman's PMS cravings may lead her to post-PMS b*itching about feeling fat and needing to go to the gym, so please consult with your relationship counselor before embarking on satisfying a lady's PMS sweets cravings.