Monday, March 10, 2003

RO-CO Movie Moments: The Movie Moments that Move the Jess-Spot

Below are a couple of movie moments thats are cute/captivating/amazing/great to me. It's cheesy. And I don't care. But I know some of you special people out there will enjoy em!

TWO WEEKS NOTICE:
George's lil speech to Lucy - "...She's rather like the building she loves so much. A little rough around the edges, but when you look closely, she's absolutely beautiful, and the only one of her kind. And even though I've said cruel things and driven her away, she's become the voice in my head, and I can't seem to drown her out. And I don't want to drown her out.So we are going to keep the community center because I gave my word to her and because we gave our word to the community..."

HOW TO LOSE A GUY IN 10 DAYS:
At the DeLaur Gala... Annie goes on stage and makes a lil impromptu introduction.....
Annie: “A lot of you out here don’t know Benjamin Barry. Well, shame..on….you. Cause he’s a very talent advertising executive and knowledgeable sports fan, and a waggggggggering enthusiast. But most impressively, he is one helluva singer, and he has prepared a musical ssssnack for his new special friend, Mrs. DeLaur. So Ben, why don’t you come up here, and sing your song! C'mon Ben!"

Ben: "Tonight, the really special event from her and I, is a duet. Yes, here's Ms. Andie Anderson, please give a warm round of applause!" *begin singing You're So Vain by Carly Simon...*

Ben: "Yeah..yeah.yeah… You walked into the party, like you were walkin onto a yacht. You had your hat pulled down real strategically over one eye. You had….
Annie: “It's Stratigically TIPPED over one eye! And then all the girls think that they'd be your partner, they be his partner…cuz he’s so vainnn,
Ben Barry youre so vain. That you probably think this song is about you.. don’t you..dont you..dont you….
You Fooled me to win a bet, you shoud feel ashamed.
Ben: "You took me to a god damn Celine Dion concert, you made me miss the big game!!"
Annie: "Oooh, smart guy’s a rhymer!! Well, did we want everybody to know your lovingmaking is laaaaaaa-mmmeee?
Ben: "Well you named my penis, yeah, you named my penis after a daaaammme."
Annie: "I really think you have to get over that."

Another part:
Ben: Bullshit
Annie:You callin me bluff?
Ben: You bet I am. *smooch smooch* Look who made the trip with me (motions to a fern plant on motocycle)
Annie: It's our LOVE FFERN!!!! Oh, Bennnny Booo Booo-BBBooooo!

Sunday, March 09, 2003

THE LOVEBUG: v2003

Los Angeles, CA - Around the USC Campus recently, the love bug has hit, and it is a force to be reckoned with. Recent love bug activity around the SC area has been registered and certain unnamed individuals have become victims of this euphoric medical condition. Bug bites would usually register as BAD NEWS, but the onset of LOVE BUG: v2003 has heightened the emotional levels and has improved the HAPPY levels of many. TBD: If this bug ever hits me. Check back with me in 10 years. Maybe this bug bite will surface with yours truly by then. Fingers crossed.