F.Y.I.
*the previous entry was in no way a madness expression. I was just voicing out concern to stupid girls and stupid guys. I'm not angry, silly rabbits.
Funnies for the Day
New vocab word created after viewing corn-on-the-cob frenching:
Cobbed - (verb, past tense) to engage in dual person corn-on-the-cob mouthing -- like two people eating a twizzler from both ends, or two dogs eating a piece of spaghetti from both ends a la some disney movie... only it's brought together by a corn on the cob.
How COBBED can be used. "I've been corn-on-the-cobbed by *name*. I can die happy."
If you didn't find that funny, I'm sure TIN did. HAHAHAAHA.
What kinda of cheese isn't your cheese?
Naaaaachoooooo cheese.
I'm reorganizing my on-the-go vitamin box now so this is it till someone gets COBBED again. Har har har.
Wednesday, April 06, 2005
Monday, April 04, 2005
WHY IT PAYS TO BE FRIENDS WITH MELL AND HER MOM....
So I dragged back from Taiwan a bottle of MAXIM instant coffee (some french brand) cuz I loved it in Taiwan...but low and behold.. I find out that Mell's mom loves this brand too and she didn't have any access to it.
Well Abracadabra - I decide to give her the bottle today after work in Palos Verdes. I previously arranged to drop off the coffee to Mell's mom after work andI had only intended on staying 20 minutes to beat traffic @ 3pm... but then she started bringing out the tea and rolls which she got from costco..which were just delightful with "ro-sung", we got to chatting, and 2 hours flew by. Anyways, these two hours were well spent learning about MELL's childhood, MELL's high school hood, all of her young love's, her bf's, the relationships her friends have with her mom but most importantly BOYS.
The following are some lesson learned today:
*Any guy can buy you flowers, order flowers, pay for your meal, go online and dot.com some flowers, tell his secretary to order flowers every V-day for his wife, get a divorce, and forget to tell his secretary to stop sending flowers to his ex-wife after a divorce --leading her to think that her ex-husband still cares. Point being.... at the end, it's the little things that count, his lil ways of trying to get to know one of your interests when he has no previous knowledge about it. That kinda ooey-gooey crap that actually counts. We want to know... YOU'RE DAMN WELL LISTENING and paying attention.
*Some say it's not possible to be capable and humble... but I say, yes it is. YES IT IS. If someone is capable in whatever x, y, z, they best well know that it's a blessing to be graced with that ability and take pride it using it to help so cause. Not being some hotshot wise arse who think he's god's gift to earth. Like if a person is rich.. who cares if he's rich! It's not about how much $$$ you've accumulated, it's what you do with it. Money is just paper, a form of exchange. Get over it.
*Girl's need to date older guys because guys their age aren't mature enough in the head. If you don't know how to take care of girl, you're really not ready to date seriously. So go home. Study. And when you've woken up and smelled the coffee, you can come out to play.
*Don't penalize a girl if she wants to be worldly, well-rounded, smart, interesting... let her pursue her goals instead of holding her back, jack arse. Some one has to have goals and go after them. If it ain't you, why not her? If you only wanted to do they same, we'd support you 100% anyways.
Well, that's today's food for thought. Bon appetit!
So I dragged back from Taiwan a bottle of MAXIM instant coffee (some french brand) cuz I loved it in Taiwan...but low and behold.. I find out that Mell's mom loves this brand too and she didn't have any access to it.
Well Abracadabra - I decide to give her the bottle today after work in Palos Verdes. I previously arranged to drop off the coffee to Mell's mom after work andI had only intended on staying 20 minutes to beat traffic @ 3pm... but then she started bringing out the tea and rolls which she got from costco..which were just delightful with "ro-sung", we got to chatting, and 2 hours flew by. Anyways, these two hours were well spent learning about MELL's childhood, MELL's high school hood, all of her young love's, her bf's, the relationships her friends have with her mom but most importantly BOYS.
The following are some lesson learned today:
*Any guy can buy you flowers, order flowers, pay for your meal, go online and dot.com some flowers, tell his secretary to order flowers every V-day for his wife, get a divorce, and forget to tell his secretary to stop sending flowers to his ex-wife after a divorce --leading her to think that her ex-husband still cares. Point being.... at the end, it's the little things that count, his lil ways of trying to get to know one of your interests when he has no previous knowledge about it. That kinda ooey-gooey crap that actually counts. We want to know... YOU'RE DAMN WELL LISTENING and paying attention.
*Some say it's not possible to be capable and humble... but I say, yes it is. YES IT IS. If someone is capable in whatever x, y, z, they best well know that it's a blessing to be graced with that ability and take pride it using it to help so cause. Not being some hotshot wise arse who think he's god's gift to earth. Like if a person is rich.. who cares if he's rich! It's not about how much $$$ you've accumulated, it's what you do with it. Money is just paper, a form of exchange. Get over it.
*Girl's need to date older guys because guys their age aren't mature enough in the head. If you don't know how to take care of girl, you're really not ready to date seriously. So go home. Study. And when you've woken up and smelled the coffee, you can come out to play.
*Don't penalize a girl if she wants to be worldly, well-rounded, smart, interesting... let her pursue her goals instead of holding her back, jack arse. Some one has to have goals and go after them. If it ain't you, why not her? If you only wanted to do they same, we'd support you 100% anyways.
Well, that's today's food for thought. Bon appetit!
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