Saturday, May 31, 2003

taken away. things are fixed. a life is proceeding on. =)

Wednesday, May 28, 2003

Jess's Sportscenter



The Tuesday Nite Watering Hole: Pint Nite @ Madison's Westwood
[visit: http://www-scf.usc.edu/~chenj/mylife.html for the play-by-play visual captures]

Mission: Team Madison ---3 Chen Gurls, Wei's super sidekick Mei, and OST's finest Havocs Albert aka Albie, Lance aka Karate Chop, and Winger aka Sasquatch, aim to drain the kegs and taps of Madison's. With glasses of Sam, Miller Lite, and Pear Cider being downed, fun was definitely on the menu. Karate Chops. Shaved eyebrows. Bodyroll s*ittalkin. Alkie spillage. And, of course a special appearance of, 3 COOL.

The Highlight Reel:
-Albert outside of the bar cramming "Jonathan Wong's" California Driver's License i.e. vital statistics, and horoscope sign.
-Westside Story Body Roll Duet Rendition courtesy of the gurls inspired by the real-life events of the Justin and Britney Westside Story Shakedown Showdown.
-Lance's signature dance move, The Kar-ra-tay Chop, in real time and DOUBLE TIME a la Billy Blanks and Tae-Bo. Can you handle this **chop chop chop**???
-The enlightening public roundtable bar discussion of Winger's Eyebrows. Too much? Too little? Too hot? Too hot? Or just right?
-Alb and Jess' run for the Bathroom @ Chevron on Gayley with Bladders Threatening to Burst @ the Seams.
- Chen Gurls giving the world premiere of 3 COOL. Thank you, grams, for the wonderful bountiful adipose tissue we have been so blessed to have. Fat is great. Kidding.

There were more happenings, but I'm afraid they are unmentionable at this time.

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