PMS sweettttttooooth!
PMS is a monthly lifestyle that womankind are familiar with in any culture. The cramps. The aches. The moodiness. The bloating. All symptoms boys will never know or understand. But the most important symptom is "SWEETOOTH" during this monthly lifestyle spurt ...... the craving for SWEEEEEEEEEETS... chocolate! Ice cream! Cake! Or for me ... Cheesecake Factory's Vanilla Bean Cheesecake and Cinnabon! This months PMS has been elevated due to the change in environmental factors. Big sis has moved back in so take PMS x 2... and you get... *taaadaaa!* sweets craving hormones raging thru the roof...raising the roof.
Below are the delightful medications that help ease PMS for womankind... if you're a guy... please stock the kitchen/fridge up with these helpful meds that will make your life easier.
1. Chocolate - fyi.. since easter just passed, there might be a ton still 50% off. Load your basket up!!!!
2. Jell-o Pudding Pops - sweet, rich, creamy indulgence on a stick. RALPH'S CLUB this week... 3/$6!!!!
3. Fudgesicles - a healthier alternative for the girl that's watching her waist. Coming in at a whopping 45 cal per 'sicle.. you can have 2 and not feel guilty about ploppin' onto bed for 10 hours of sleep right after! Again, RALPH'S CLUB this week... 3/$6!!!! Ditch the basket, you'll need to UPGRADE to the CART now!!! Muahah!
4. Cheesecake Factory Cheesecakes - the creamy the better. Pick something without hidden chunks.
5. Cupcakes, fruit tarts, Krispy Kremes. etc. - all this is fair game. Don't hold back.
With all of these in your cart, I'm sorry to apologize, but you won't be able to go thru the Express 10 or less Items line. But hey, at least you can RALPH'S CLUB it and keep yourself happy or your lady!
*Be ware of side effects: Quenching a woman's PMS cravings may lead her to post-PMS b*itching about feeling fat and needing to go to the gym, so please consult with your relationship counselor before embarking on satisfying a lady's PMS sweets cravings.
Wednesday, April 13, 2005
Tuesday, April 12, 2005
And So It Goes.....
A Kwik Recap of the past weekend!
Peet's Coffee - I think Kat and I have found our new neighborhood coffeehouse! Not only do they serve great NON-STARBUCKS coffee, they serve pastries from LA BREA BAKERY - the best artisan bakery in California!!!! Their cheese danish and rustic apple danish are soooo..... I have no words. I'm speechless. Love it.
The Getty on a Sat. Morning - this museum on a Sat. morning provides such an incredible view of this city. Despite of a lil layer of smog. The exhibition's are awesome giving me a new perspective on art and another jolt of inspiration on why i love landscape photography. Going to the Getty is pretty much escaping LA. You're in another world, away from the traffic, the craze of this city's vain/botoxiful side. Go with a pal. You can picnic too!! No alcohol beyond the garden though! =) Too bad I forgot my camera and couldn't take pics of the lovely view.
Fever Pitch - sucha funny and cute movie. I'd liken it to.... Never Been Kissed + Baseball!!! It's a fun time. You should go. Jimmy and Drew are increddddibly funny! Watch it with good company too!!
Grand Lux Cafe - with Tin, Skess and Kat... a lovely end to a great day. Hella food and a sinful chocolate dream cake. Rich as hell but when youre PMSing.. there's no such thing as too much chocolate or ice cream. =)
Anyways, this past Sat was just great because I rarely get Saturdays off and to get one and spend it doing everything I love to do.... meant everything to me for the week. Just glad I didn't have to spend the day indoorrs doing Jack and Squat. Now if only Mell were here to share in the glory of a great Sat... though I'm sure she's having her own turtleriffic fun upnorth. That Mell. =)
Now I will resume debating with mell on whether or not we should vacation to europe this year and do a touristy tour or a wannabe-local tour.... good night!
Did I mention this Sat kat will not be in town so I have to FIND FRIENDS TO PLAY WITH!?!? WAHHH!!!
A Kwik Recap of the past weekend!
Peet's Coffee - I think Kat and I have found our new neighborhood coffeehouse! Not only do they serve great NON-STARBUCKS coffee, they serve pastries from LA BREA BAKERY - the best artisan bakery in California!!!! Their cheese danish and rustic apple danish are soooo..... I have no words. I'm speechless. Love it.
The Getty on a Sat. Morning - this museum on a Sat. morning provides such an incredible view of this city. Despite of a lil layer of smog. The exhibition's are awesome giving me a new perspective on art and another jolt of inspiration on why i love landscape photography. Going to the Getty is pretty much escaping LA. You're in another world, away from the traffic, the craze of this city's vain/botoxiful side. Go with a pal. You can picnic too!! No alcohol beyond the garden though! =) Too bad I forgot my camera and couldn't take pics of the lovely view.
Fever Pitch - sucha funny and cute movie. I'd liken it to.... Never Been Kissed + Baseball!!! It's a fun time. You should go. Jimmy and Drew are increddddibly funny! Watch it with good company too!!
Grand Lux Cafe - with Tin, Skess and Kat... a lovely end to a great day. Hella food and a sinful chocolate dream cake. Rich as hell but when youre PMSing.. there's no such thing as too much chocolate or ice cream. =)
Anyways, this past Sat was just great because I rarely get Saturdays off and to get one and spend it doing everything I love to do.... meant everything to me for the week. Just glad I didn't have to spend the day indoorrs doing Jack and Squat. Now if only Mell were here to share in the glory of a great Sat... though I'm sure she's having her own turtleriffic fun upnorth. That Mell. =)
Now I will resume debating with mell on whether or not we should vacation to europe this year and do a touristy tour or a wannabe-local tour.... good night!
Did I mention this Sat kat will not be in town so I have to FIND FRIENDS TO PLAY WITH!?!? WAHHH!!!
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